Weed101: Beginners Guide For Smoking Marijuana
I know you're excited about this but let's not forget this special plant isn't legalized in our country yet but we ranked the 3rd most users of Marijuana in the world, who are the people using it? Me? You?the president?. Let's be guided, almost everyone you meet or have met smokes weed and as a beginner you should be aware of what you're smoking and how you should be smoking inorder to experience difficulties that might stop you from smoking forever or endangering your health or sanity.
One of the first things you should know about weed is that there is more than one high. Sativas and indicas are the two main types of weed. Both strains get you high in different ways and you should be able to differentiate between each without making mistakes. Sativas are mainly known for their "piney and cerebral high while Indicas are mainly known for their deep colors and body high. Some people choose sativas to get their creative juices flowing. Others light sativas up to reach that happy and cruisé mood while when you smoke an indica, the high's effects are felt throughout the body. Some people choose indicas to relieve pain or if you ever need help falling asleep indica has got the best trips for you. Some dealers in your city might be trapping (selling) on a low to avoid stories that touch so for you to have those numbers on speed dial you must appear to be trust worthy and a “sabi boy”.
No matter your urge to try out new strains as a newbie, PROCEED WITH CAUTION especially if you're new to smoking.
If you're taking an edible for the first time please DON'T EAT THE WHOLE THING AT ONCE. Many first timers make the mistake of gobbling down an edible and becoming overwhelmed by its effects, you might not cross back the line of sanity and you're OYO (On your own).
For a city like Lagos where Marijuana is not legalized but we use it like it's legal, as a newbie you should know some ultimate rules to follow when trying to smoke a bud so you don't end up in the wrong hands.
•Please be mindful of your surroundings when you spark a blunt, you don't who is watching.
•Don't be the one that pressures others to smoke.
•Make Sure to Inhale but don't be scared to cough when necessary.
•Always ask before smoking in other people's houses.
•Don't be the guy who ONLY talks about weed.
•Be mindful of your limits: you CAN get too high.
•Don't smoke in front of kids you're not MAD.
•Respect people around you who might not like marijuana.
•Hydrate Like an Athlete.
•Never Smoke With Sketchy People.
•Build your smoking pack.
ABC Of Weed
A- Ashtray, Awesome Adventures
B- Blunt, Bowl, Baby Oja
C- Cravings, Crusher , Colorado
D- Dry mouth, Dealer , Drags
E- Eye drops
F- Forgetful friends,Fagbo
G- Green Grass
H- Happy, Hit, Herb, High
I- Ideas
J- Joint , Japa
K- Kronic , Kush
L- Lighter , Loud ,La-La
M- Munchies, Mary Jane, Marijuana , Mexican Airlines
N- Nuggets ,NFK (Not For Kids)
O- One love , Oja ,
P- Puff Puff Pass, Pipe, Pot
Q- Quiet time
R- Roll , Rizzla
S- Sleepy, Smile,
V- Vapes
Z- Zoom
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